hey so how are you liking the play are you noticing anything about it or something

so how does this work exactly

hey hi so i know i know you’re busy right now i just wanted to ask you something if you have a minute about getting married

i’m sorry could this just could this just possibly wait until after my husband’s funeral

hooray we’re getting married hooray

ahhhh we’re getting married i’m going to get to look at your face like all the time now im so excited no i’ll smile later we don’t have time for smiling right now but i will for sure

Read more Normal Conversations In Western Art History at The Toast.